Squirming USB Tentacle
You seem like the kind of person who needs more squirming tentacle in your life. Trust me, I can tell these things. Available at ThinkGeek for $24.99 USD, this noodly appendage doesn’t actually do anything besides weird you out, but it pays for itself in reaction faces from frightened strangers. A perfect gift for Cthulhu Cthristmas.
WANT!
I’ve downloaded enough hentai to know where this is coming